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[intercalaryninja]

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[justbeingknife]

Not yours to share...? As in, proper procedure's to ask someone else?

You're the only ninja I know, though.

[intercalaryninja]

Traditionally.

...

I just don't want anyone to make a fuss. My birthday isn't something happy for me to celebrate.

[justbeingknife]

Oh.

[ Uh oh

UH OH ]

What about other days, though? For instance, important days for other people?

[intercalaryninja]

[Where's your headspace at, Majima?]

Those are fine. No reason for them to not be.

[justbeingknife]

[ look everything was Fine ]

Oh, great. I mean, good for you. It'd be awful to not be able to enjoy other people's milestones, especially since there're so many of them.

[ ha

hahah ]

Actually, there is one day a year I hate.

[intercalaryninja]

Yes... I was always told it's important to celebrate milestones.

[His brother...]

Care to share? So I know to avoid it?

[justbeingknife]

The end of April's when I lost my brother. He's still alive, we were

separated. That said, it's not like you gotta avoid it or anythin'. I usually just drown my sorrows in somethin' high proof and turn in early.

[intercalaryninja]

...

I see.

... To tell you the truth, my avoidance of my birthday is for similar reasons. Yes, the Fuuma Clan do not like us celebrating things that could reveal us but my twin always made a point of doing something together. Back in my world, my twin was... turned into an inanimate card. I don't like celebrating my birthday without him. It feels... too lonely.

[justbeingknife]

I'm sorry. I wouldn't much feel like celebratin', either.

If you get back, is there any chance you could reverse the process?

[intercalaryninja]

Reira-dono is apparently further along in the timeline than I am.

Once she resets the universe and seals a demon in herself, losing her memories and turning into an infant in the process, everyone who got turned into a card returns to normal.

And yet, somehow I do not feel comforted by that at all.

[justbeingknife]

Okay, ya lost me somewhere back there. But that wouldn't leave me feelin' great, either.

I mean, she'd be alive, which is good, but all those memories ya made together'd be gone, I assume.

[intercalaryninja]

To be fair, it's the abridged version. It's the sort of thing that's easier to explain in person rather than text.

But, to summarise, there is a way to turn people back. I just don't know if there's a way to do it without losing Reira-dono

december 24.

[digiorno]

[Late in the evening, Giorno leaves a package at Tsukikage's door. It contains a small, carefully-wrapped box of almond cookies, a square heating pad (winter sucks), and a neatly-printed note thanking him for allowing Giorno into his home.]

[intercalaryninja]

[Oh no... that's really sweet. Tsukikage will smile when he finds the package and go thank Giorno later. But Giorno's definitely going to find a hand-knitted blanket and scarf at his door too.

Happy Holidays, friend.]

[justbeingknife]

So your choice is between that, and stayin' here?

[justbeingknife]

[ Season's greetings -- a Christmas present has arrived at the door!


A tin of Christmas cookies and a pair of light-up sneakers. What?! Oh, they're from Felfri. ]

[intercalaryninja]

There's no choice. My orders are to care for Reira-dono. Even if I had the option to go home, I'd not consider it. I'm not leaving the young master's side.

[intercalaryninja]

[That's fucking adorable.

Majima's going to end up with a spider-silk woven blanket and a bag of sports balls. Merry Christmas!]

[justbeingknife]

[ oh no he loved it ]

[justbeingknife]

Glad she's got someone like you in her corner.

[ After all, loyalty was something he could appreciate. ]

Pretty sure my former employers think I'm dead.

[intercalaryninja]

I hope she's glad too.

I assume you are not actually dead?

[justbeingknife]

You'd be right in that. Though I probably should be, come to think of it.

[ He led......... a life....... ]

'fact, a guy just warned me the other day about being more careful.

[intercalaryninja]

Understandable. Many people who should be dead are just not.

[How and why that idiot Sawatari alive in a Dimensional war?]

Here? What happened?

[justbeingknife]

Meh, I don't recall all the details. [ Majima..... ]

I think he went through some shit on his own back home, and wanted to make sure other people didn't make the same mistake. Thing is, I don't think I'm the guy everyone needs to worry about. There's plenty other monsters with worse manners than me.

[intercalaryninja]

Ah. I see.

You're actually one of the more reasonable people here. Better than any of the cultists :/