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[intercalaryninja]

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[blurspot]

Oh.

Okay.

Are everyone else okay?

Steve?

Buddy?

[Robbie and Sora don't get questions because he's going to be meeting them for costumes later.]

[intercalaryninja]

They're fine so far. Steve has been just going through things as he always has and Buddy is okay. He's a little confused where you and the cat have gone, but otherwise he's okay.

[blurspot]

You weren't supposed to know about Buddy!!!

[intercalaryninja]

Reira-dono, I've known about both animals since you brought them home, I can sense everything that goes on in this house.

[Literally. And besides, what kind of ninja would he be if he couldn't tell there were newcomers in his home?]

I was just wondering why you never told me.

[soft_focus]

I thought you'd make them leave.

You said we couldn't have pets.

But Bucky was gone, and that would mean there'd be no one to look after them!

[intercalaryninja]

We have the fish.

That was a joke if it wasn't clear.

If they really needed a home, I wouldn't mind housing them as well. I only said that I'd rather not risk having them because of... me.

[blurspot]

You didn't even try to eat them though.

Why would you, they're not people anyway.

[intercalaryninja]

Once I start eating, I don't stop until I'm full.

If they get in the way, I do not think I could stop myself.

Since they weren't in the way though, I had no interest in them. It's just a matter of hunger rather than desire.

bc they're smart enough to gtfo reira good lord

[blurspot]

Why didn't you go after a lot of street cats then?

[intercalaryninja]

I don't know. Didn't see any. And if I saw a human and a cat, I'd go over a human... usually.

R E I R A

[blurspot]

So then if someone's always at home, why would you eat the pets.

[intercalaryninja]

I don't know, Reira-dono.

It doesn't matter anyway. I haven't eaten them and it's okay for them to stay. Please stop.

[He's... He's never been comfortable talking more about his hunger that he should be or thinking too hard about it. He's fine with informing everyone he binge eats, it's just... these details that he doesn't want to talk about and Reira is making him uncomfortable.]

[blurspot]

Okay.

[...And stop, he does.]

[intercalaryninja]

[After it becomes evident that Reira isn't responding anymore, Tsukikage types one more message.]

Take care, okay? If you ever did want to visit us all or just meet up with me, please do not hesitate to ask. I am at your beck and call.

[soft_focus]

[There isn't an answer for some time. This is how they got into these messes Tsukikage. That's how it all happened. But even so-]

Okay.

[intercalaryninja]

[And he feels like he's upset Reira once again. With that, he closes his laptop and sighs, leaning back into his web and closing his main eyes, rubbing his head.

How does he get you back?]