intercalaryninja | CONTACT

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CONTACT | Call me, maybe

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Boots, greaves, cuisses. Arachne.

[Spiders don't wear shoes, but try telling him that.]

Edited 2017-07-13 00:16 (UTC)

Ah. I'm an arachne too.

I'm surprised you want boots though.

Wouldn't that impair your speed?

[Grudging:] Yes. I don't like walking around without them, though, I can't kick as hard. Are there shoes for us? I just realized I'm never going to be able to ride a horse again, am I?

Some arachne need their legs exposed so they can feel vibrations through the ground. It might be just for me and whatever spider type I am, but just note you might be sacrificing more than what the protection is worth.

I could make them, but there's no shoes designed for arachne at present. No one has had need of them.

No. You should be faster than a horse anyway.

[What? For real?]

Bullshit. On foot?

Arachne are one of the fastest monsters in Ryslig. Second to Vampires.

On foot you should easily outrun a horse.

Let's say, hypothetically, I cut off a set of my legs already. Two sets.

...I'd imagine that would impact your speed and balance.

... How are you even walking? Can you support your own weight on four legs?

I have a chair, and some crutches. I can still use my sword.

[bRO, listen. It's Fine.]

[HE KNOWS FINE AND IT'S NOT THAT]

And you expect to be a functioning fighter like that?

What made you think that was a good idea?

If anything I should be making you prosthetics, not armour.

I didn't want them on my body. They're not mine, they belong to whatever this curse is. As far as I'm concerned, it can keep them.

... I have to say what you did was very honourable, at very least. I can understand why you did it.

But it leaves you vulnerable to further attacks from Ryslig.

How are you coping?

[If he was hesitant about making armour before, he's not going to be anymore. This man needs it]

Restless. I don't like how long it takes to do get anywhere now, I get bored. That said, it was my choice, so I'm not going to complain much.

In the event you grow your legs back, please try refrain to cut more legs off. See how fast you can run after that.

But I understand. Back to business then. If you're already speed-impeded, I could make you boots and the rest of the armour you seek. I'll have to measure you, but it's very possible for a small price.

They grow back?

[Fuck. He's not sure if he wants that to happen or not.]

I can pay. If you say boots would hinder more than help, I trust you - but I feel vulnerable without at least steel on me.

Edited 2017-07-31 02:20 (UTC)

It differs for everyone. Some people grow bits back in the fog. Most, like myself, don't. If you die, you're more likely to come back with all your bits. It depends.

Let me meet you and I'll sketch some designs. We'll talk about it and see what's functional. Hopefully we can meet a balance where you can feel safe as you are unrestrained.

I don't plan on being killed. Sounds good. Where are you based?

Good.

I'd prefer a public place to meet up. My forge is at home, so I'd prefer if we met elsewhere. Do you know where the Pandemonium is?

Sensible. I'm banned there, I think. Do you have a second choice?

... Right.

There's a small, relatively private cafe in the centre of town. I'll send you the address. It should be fine.

Edited 2017-08-07 06:18 (UTC)

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